Funny sayings about dating younger men
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts.
These are some of my all time favorite funny quotes about women, they are not meant to “make fun” of a woman in a mean way!
You can use to tease her a little and make her enjoy time with you.
) that will add colors to your day."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ~ Sacha Guitry"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." ~ Duane Dewel"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Oscar Wilde"Women marry men hoping they will change. So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein"Why do men like intelligent women?
Given below are some funny sayings about men that is sure to have you in splits."Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes"Men are like pumpkins. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~ Unknown"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.
It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon." ~ Anonymous"Guys are like dogs. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." ~ Anonymous"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~ Anonymous"Men are like fine wine.
It's the same with men." ~ Lupe Velez"Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands." ~ Anonymous"The true man wants two things: danger and play.
God told Adam that the woman would collect his food, cook it for him, and care for all his needs and wants.